girlintoomanyfandoms:

and my personal favorites

britney2007spears:

that has to be the ugliest way to cut a carrot congratulations

britney2007spears:

that has to be the ugliest way to cut a carrot congratulations

(Source: foodandwine)

theperksofbeinganerd16:

geekishchic:

nuuku:

turtle-ambulance:

fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes on them

and it means “(you’re) embarrassing” in finnish so it’s double joke on them

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The more you nolo

(Source: snickerpoodles)

unfriendlybambi:

f-emasculata:

REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously.

  1. Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of carrying rabies. Their body temperature is too cool to incubate it properly.
  2. Opossums are actually quite gentle and NOCTURNAL, so if they’re roaming, they’ve probably gotten lost, been injured, and are looking for a place to hide.
  3. Young opossums tend to try to climb into garbage cans when they’re starving. This is because THEY ARE LITERALLY STARVING. Don’t fucking shoot them or hit them with things because you wanna be some fucking macho top-of-the-food-chain cocksucker.
  4. Mama possums are amazing mothers and if you encounter an “aggressive” opossum, it’s probably because she’s got babies hanging off her nipple and she’s freaking out. They’re clumsy. Sometimes they don’t hear you coming and  you catch each other off guard.
  5. Wanna lure an opossum off of your property? You can set up a box with some greens and cat kibble in it, hide it well, and lure them out that way. They’re actually quite harmless and keep other predators away. they eat lotsa gross stuff.
  6. Opossum mamas who get hit by cars often still have their helpless babies attached to them. Possums get a bad rep and people say they are “the dumbest animal”, but they are incredible creatures who have been around since the days of fucking dinosaurs so treat them well, okay?

Aww!!!

(Source: micromys)

nepetaleijons:

when u make a mistake

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(Source: bird-meme)

telapathetic:

the only disadvantage to cereal is you cant hear anything while watching tv

moria-lothlorien:

fucking tell me this isnt mike wazowski

nintendo-64:

grawly:

ps5 unveiled

my final form

nintendo-64:

grawly:

ps5 unveiled

my final form

(Source: imogenfere)

literallysame:

I don’t want it to be easter anymore

literallysame:

I don’t want it to be easter anymore

(Source: mrmortymortician)

travelbinge:

Bark owl by Henrik Hugnell

travelbinge:

Bark owl by Henrik Hugnell

links-scarf:

cocaine-and-insulin:

methlaboratories:

MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!

but imagine if there were dragons

you punks are all so daft

(Source: dannydevitofan97)

teawithsatan:

this makes me super uncomfortable

teawithsatan:

this makes me super uncomfortable

(Source: lol-post)

piptart:

ask-ickle-mod:

purpchanti:

awwww-cute:

My girl Dakota (right) met another husky named Koda (left) at the vet the other day

Om G

IT’S DESTINY 


babiessssss

piptart:

ask-ickle-mod:

purpchanti:

awwww-cute:

My girl Dakota (right) met another husky named Koda (left) at the vet the other day

Om G

IT’S DESTINY 

babiessssss

savethewildpinatas:

He looks so polite, like he just wants to stop by and see if you have anything for him.

(Source: pleatedjeans)